The Main Hallway


Quickly you run from the basement. The sound of footsteps on your heel, you quickly slam the door behind you, and slide it's massive bolt into place. All at once, the noise subsides. Your heart threatens to pound out of your chest as you turn away from the darkened cavern, and return to the Main Hall. 'What the Hell's going on in this castle?!! Freaks in the basement, strange noises coming from the West Wing, strange smells coming from the back yard!!! This's crazy!!! And yet. . . . I feel powerless to resist. I can't leave this place. What is the hold that it has on me?!! I don't know, but. . . . . . I will, soon.' You thoughts are drowned out as you begin to ponder where you want to go next.


Choose an Area of the Estate to Explore

The Castle


The Den
When I'm Not Out Trying To Conquer The World,
A Place For Me To Relax By The Fire, And
Speak To Visitors About Myself, And My Lab
An Excellent Starting Point

The Study
A Comprehensive Guide to My Research

The Library
A Collection of the Finest Literature in Existence

The Main Lab
Where All My Main Research is Carried Out

The Subsidiary Lab
Where All Follow-Up Research Is Done

My Chamber
Even a Mad Genius Needs His Sleep

The Back Yard
(Just don't ask about the strange smell!!)

The Satellite Field
The Source of My Signal

The Training Ground
Where My Legions Prepare

The Basement

The Dungeon
A Consortiun of Morbidity (Enter At Your Own Risk!)

Gunther's Room
'I Can't Go Back Down There!!!'

The Torture Room
Strictly a name. Honest!

Chicken? You CAN Turn Back Now If You'd Like.